Friday, 18 May 2012

Mitt's Mormon Madness

American Christians seem to be comfortable voting for Mitt Romney, because Mormons believe in God and Jesus, so he's just another Christian, right?


In fact, the whole cult (sorry, "religion") was created by a man with a history of being a con-artist. He claimed to be able to read from golden plates, using 2 magical stones, inside a hat, using a form of English from just 200 years previous. 

What did the plates say though? 

They said the Catholics and Protestants had both got it all wrong!

What does Mitt Romney's religion teach?

Jews are evil.
[1 Nephi 1:19-20 2:11-13 19:13-14. 2 Nephi 10:3 25:2 4:14]

Native Americans are filthy, lazy, unholy and cursed.
[1 Nephi 12:22-23 13:11. 2 Nephi 5:21-24. Mosiah 25:11]

White skin is the best.
[1 Nephi 13:15. 2 Nephite 3:8-9. 3 Nephi 19:25]

The Catholic Church was created by the devil.
[1 Nephi 13:6 14:3]
(The Book of Mormon refers to the Catholic Church as the "whore of all the earth")

Everyone who isn't Mormon is going to hell.
[1 Nephi 14]

All non-Mormon churches will be destroyed.
[1 Nephi 22:23]

Dark skin is a curse.
[2 Nephi 5:21-22 30:6. Alma 3:6-7. 3 Nephi 2:14-16. Mormon 5:15]

Atheists will lose the ability to speak.
[Alma 30:29-57]

If you ask God to kill your enemies, he will do it for you.
[Alma 33:10]

Children go to hell if their fathers sin.
[2 Nephi 24:21]

Baptising children is an insult to God.
[Moroni 8:9-17]

Gay and bisexual people are evil.
[2 Nephi 13:9]

Men can have 7 wives.
[2 Nephi 14:1]
(In fact, Mitt Romney's great-great-grandfather, had twelve!)

People in inter-racial marriages are cursed.
[2 Nephi 5:23]

Mixed-race children and their parents are cursed.
[Alma 3:8-9]

If you don't believe everything above, you'll go to hell.
[1 Nephi 14]

God lives on the planet Kolob, has many wives and Jesus isn't his only son.
[Book of Abraham]

There are multiple gods and men can become gods.
[Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith]

However insane the 2 videos below seem to be (and they are), 
they do correspond to actual Mormon teachings!!



  2. If you think mainstream Christianity is bad...well.. you ain't seen nothing yet, as you have demonstrated here, when it comes to Mormonism. The Book of Mormon is a damned scary piece of work, even moreso than the Bible or the Qu'ran or the Torah (yes, I have read them all...)and I think anyone who would be reading here KNOWS that's saying something. As much as I hate all religion, there is quite possibly nothing that scares me more than the absolute cult we know of as the LDS Church.